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 | Today seems like such a strange day. Checkmate has been running around my apartment in a kind of weird tizzy and my water shut off today. Dammit. I need a shower -- ASAP. Can anyone offer their shower? I forgot to pay my bill. ( Private ) |
| [Backdated to the day after May & Kilroy's wedding] Easy. Noah. You two should be ashamed of yourselves. Fighting like puppies when you are grown men. |
 | I should start looking for a real job. Can't do this bar stuff forever. ( Friends ) |
 | Thank you for this wonderful hol holiday where i get to drinkk. God damn, am I going to have the worst hangover of the planet tomorro mads. hay. er hey. Mads. did that guy seriouly drink me under the faucet? Evan. [Noreen edits the last part after a while due to some advice from Adam] |
 | Oh Governor Spitzer, you dog you! Seriously, though, what's with all the Democratic political sex scandals? That is highly amusing. |
In other words, I got a new job. Impulses has a new bartender, oh yes.
Bee, come out of your hospital hole and come celebrate with me! You too, Al.
 | [Private to Keith Tyler] Hello Mr. Tyler, I just wanted to let you know that I submitted an application for employment at Impulses. |
 | I have no valentine and I'm perfectly content with that. [Al] |
 | I didn't think living in Brooklyn was that bad. That is, until today, when some old lady tried to attack me with her umbrella outside of my apartment building because I took the last of the Cup Of Noodles at the Corner Store. Seriously, what the fuck??? Does that happen any other place besides New York City? I'm all for the respect of old people, but not when I'm getting ASSAULTED. Damn. ( BEE ) ( AL ) |
